Sunday, May 24, 2009
Thoughts on Aldersgate Day
Friday, May 22, 2009
Podcast Episode 6- Nationalist Religion
In this episode, "Nationalist Religion", Matt and Jessica reflect on the release of the "American Patriot's Bible" and issues that arise at the intersection of religion and national loyalties.
A Trip to the Mailbox
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Funding for Metro General Hospital
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Podcast Episode 5- Better People?
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Participating in the Civil Religion

Last Thursday was the National Day of Prayer, and I was asked to be part of the day-long observance at the Clarksville YMCA. Pastors of all different stripes (I'm assuming that non-Christian clerics were not invited, which is a shame) would take the microphone in the gym and pray for fifteen minutes. My particular time slot was in the middle of the afternoon, and there were about two dozen folks there. I left most of the time for silent prayer, because I figure if someone wants to hear me yammer on for fifteen minutes straight they'll come to my church.
Monday, May 11, 2009
A Mother's Day Tribute
Thursday, May 07, 2009
Backtracking
Wednesday, May 06, 2009
The Truth As Best I Know It Podcast- Episode 4: Church Shopping
Thursday, April 30, 2009
The Danger of Supporting Torture
Hunger und Durst
Monday, April 27, 2009
Bloggers Unite!
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Podcast- Episode 3
Why We're Baptizing Our Infant Daughter
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Podcast- Episode 2
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Constitutional Changes
Monday, April 13, 2009
Podcast Update
The "Post-Christian" America
Thursday, April 09, 2009
We're Podcasting!
Wednesday, April 08, 2009
Same Sex Marriage, Democracy, and a flashback to High School Civics
Friday, April 03, 2009
Thoughts on Calling and Vocation
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Our Screwed Up Priorities
Thursday, March 19, 2009
March Madness!!!

Monday, March 16, 2009
The Latest "End Times" Scare
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It seems that due to one of the sillier accusations lobbed at Barack Obama during the campaign, Tim LaHaye and Jerry Jones have been dragged out of the moth balls to once again repeat their tired interpretations of the apocalyptic texts of the Bible as if they were somehow new or relevant.
There are a number of ways that one could critique what these guys are saying. One way would be to point out how radically inconsistent is their application of scripture, especially since their entire argument rests on a "literal" (a concept we can and should spend some time deconstructing) reading of the Bible. One could also dismiss them entirely based on their extreme ignorance of any political categories. Please, someone ask them to define socialism!
But today I feel like picking their argument apart on the grounds that they're not saying anything that hasn't been said in regarding Dispensationalist eschatology (their particular brand of road-map for the end of the world) for at least thirty years.
That by itself isn't necessarily a bad thing because it could be seen as evidence of consistency and faithfulness to their doctrinal system. The problem, however, is that they keep pointing to current events as evidence that the Rapture (an interepretation of 1 Thessalonians 4:12 that was invented in the early nineteenth century by an Irishman named John Nelson Darby) is just around the corner.
Hal Lindsey has been doing this same kind of thing ever since he published The Late, Great Planet Earth over thirty years ago. LaHaye and Jenkins have taken advantage of that same fear and fascination with Nostradamus-type prophecies of calamity and leveraged it for immense profit. The activities of the Soviet Union were "evidence" that the Rapture would happen next Thursday. When the Soviet Union collapsed, that was "proof". So was the first Gulf War. So was Y2K. So is every incident of Arab-Israeli violence that comes up in the news.
(Sidenote: the fascination with Soviet-Arab relations stems from a very wacky reading of Ezekiel 38-39)
The latest excuse to dreg these guys up was the attempt to scare religious voters in 2008 by not to subtly suggesting that Barack Obama was the Antichrist. LaHaye and Jenkins wisely backed away from that particular accusation, but they weren't shy about selling their ideas or their many products.
I really like Rachel Maddow because she's pretty much the only pundit who is respectful of all viewpoints while being unapologetic about her own. She's a Rhodes Scholar and an Oxford PhD, so she knows that of which she speaks! Her interview with LaHaye and Jenkins is posted above.
It's easy to simply dismiss these guys as hucksters and mindless ideologues. They clearly are, but their book sales and a number of surveys have shown that a lot of people believe what they're saying, even though they don't bother to open the Bible and see if any of it makes sense (it doesn't).
We would all do well to remember that Tim LaHaye and Jerry Jenkins' books are in the fiction section of the bookstore for a reason. If you want to know what's actually going on in the world, pick up a newspaper.
OK, my ranting is done. Everybody have a good Monday.
Friday, March 13, 2009
Why I Stay in the UMC
Friday, March 06, 2009
What is the real role of the clergy?
Thursday, March 05, 2009
Happy Birthday, Aunt Alexis!
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Ashes
Last night I officiated the Ash Wednesday service, marking the beginning of Lent. I've done a number of these, but this particular liturgical holiday is always amazing to me. Jessica wrote a post about why it's so meaningful to her on our joint blog, The Parsonage Family. I share many of her feelings.
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Thoughts on Lincoln/Darwin Day
Friday, January 30, 2009
The 1:28s
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Introducing Baby Kate!
Baby Kate!!!
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Further Insight into "English Only"
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Vote
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Thoughts on Transition
Monday, January 19, 2009
Thoughts on MLK Day

A true revolution of values will soon look uneasily on the glaring contrast of poverty and wealth. With righteous indignation, it will look across the seas and see individual capitalists of the West investing huge sums of money in Asia, Africa, and South America, only to take the profits out with no concern for the social betterment of the countries, and say, "This is not just." It will look at our alliance with the landed gentry of South America and say, "This is not just." The Western arrogance of feeling that it has everything to teach others and nothing to learn from them is not just.
A true revolution of values will lay hand on the world order and say of war, "This way of settling differences is not just." This business of burning human beings with napalm, of filling our nation's homes with orphans and widows, of injecting poisonous drugs of hate into the veins of peoples normally humane, of sending men home from dark and bloody battlefields physically handicapped and psychologically deranged, cannot be reconciled with wisdom, justice, and love. A nation that continues year after year to spend more money on military defense than on programs of social uplift is approaching spiritual death.
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
It Might be Heart Warming After All
Monday, January 12, 2009
Against "English Only"
Friday, January 09, 2009
TN Conference Publicity
By Beth Liggett Cogbill and Chris Smith, reprinted from the September 10, 2008, Leaf Chronicle, Clarksville, Tennessee.
Country music star Trace Adkins and actor Stephen Baldwin created a stir in Montgomery County Tuesday filming at Bethlehem United Methodist Church on Gholson Road.
A few dozen people were at the scene, including camera crews, a crew from CMT filming the shoot and spectators from the church.
During some shots, police held up traffic on Gholson Road for a few minutes at a time.
Adkins' many hits include "Honky-Tonk Badonkadonk" and "Ladies Love Country Boys." Baldwin appeared in "The Usual Suspects" among other films and in recent years has been outspoken in Christian ministry.
The two were among 14 contestants this spring on NBC's "The Celebrity Apprentice," hosted by Donald Trump. Adkins made it to the final two.
An anecdote from Bethlehem UMC pastor Matthew Kelley:
The person who played the pastor in the video is a longtime Nashville songwriter, so the director asked me (Matt) to coach him and Mr. Baldwin on how to accurately do an immersion baptism. They told me later that I would be credited as a technical consultant for the video. The things they don't teach you in seminary!